Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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