the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
it glows. i had to have it.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize
