so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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