You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
COCAINE IS GR8
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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