He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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