i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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