It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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