I cockslap morals
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
