I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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