i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
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I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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