he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
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It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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