I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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