brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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