I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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