Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
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i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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