NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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