So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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