if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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