We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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