I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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