it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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