Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(912): View more from Georgia

He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.

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(503): View more from Oregon

bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.

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(678): View more from Georgia

he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.

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(217): View more from Illinois

Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.

(978): View more from Massachusetts

u sound so gay right now

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(314): View more from Missouri

Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?

(636): View more from Missouri

our generation is not ready to get married

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(469): View more from Texas

I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.

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(425): View more from Washington

I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.

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