found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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