I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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