Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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