Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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