that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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