i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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