it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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