it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
