It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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