it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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