if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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