hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
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Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
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can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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