Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.