you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife