The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
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