She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
honey bunches of taint.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...