they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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