help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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