So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
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If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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