She's JV to your varsity
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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