it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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