Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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