: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
are you so shy because you have an std?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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