This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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