Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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