that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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