the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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