Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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