he thought i was a dude.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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