Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You are the jesus of drinking
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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