yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
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Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
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You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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