He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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