I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are